Fishnets&Malice

balanbaalis:

i observe men in silence, how they leave plates on dining room tables, how they slam doors, how they take up whole couch with legs sprawled and lounging arms, how they do not filter speech, too confident, too loud. voices always violent, everything a war.  

(via face-down-asgard-up)

heathyr:

scully casually walking around a room full of human remains with a bucket of chicken

(via face-down-asgard-up)

riotslug:

heller — to hella
je helle                     nous hellons
tu helles                   vous hellez
il/elle helle                ils/elles hellent

passé composé: (avec avoir) hellé

(via face-down-asgard-up)

pauper-sainte:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

I have never had a horoscope fit more

(via face-down-asgard-up)

Translations of typical straight men’s dating profiles

hellsatmyfeet:

"Don’t be insecure or shallow": I have a small dick and/or I am insecure and also shallow and trying desperately to seem deep and artistic. And my dick is a little pinkus dick.

"I’m looking for someone active": don’t be fat. I am too much of a wimp to say I won’t fuck fat women but I won’t fuck fat women so please run up this flight of stairs so I can test if you are active.

"You should know your way around art/literature/music": please care about the art/literature/music I care about. But please don’t know MORE THAN ME about it because I am insecure and/or have a pinkus dick.

"Please no high maintenance women": you need to look super hot but hide all of that effort from me. Appear to have been born hairless and with flawless skin. No blisters allowed with your high heels. Please wake up at four am and do your make up routine before I can see you. When I sleep over please hide all your hair products and make up to continue my illusion of ‘natural beauty’ because I am a fragile and rare silken wood elk that must be ridden gently.

"No drama": I am a douche and when I douche out I will gaslight you and call you a psycho because I hate women and like to be an asshole, but prefer no consequences with my side order of shithead salad.

"I work hard and play hard": I am basically Patrick Bateman.

"Be comfortable with yourself": I don’t want to hear about all the nagging and horrifying pressures society puts on women to be thin, white, cis, blemish free and always ready to suck dicks. Please refrain from showing me any indication that you are not comfortable enough with yourself to let me put my dick in your holes whenever I want to.

"Prefer the outdoors type": reealllllly hoping this weeds out fat women because I am super afraid to just say I don’t want to date fat women. Also I think I am Baer Grylls but I am just a pinkus dude.

"Libertarian": pinkus again. Pinkus and a fedora. A mini pinkus dick possibly with a fedora on it.



“Love the finer things in life”: I am going to bore you to DEATH talking about this wine/beer/restaurant. By the end of our first date you will be a skeleton in a cute dress in a chair because I will have bored you until you actually died.

(via face-down-asgard-up)

Bettie Page ain’t got nothin’ on me. #prehalloween #prehalcon

Bettie Page ain’t got nothin’ on me. #prehalloween #prehalcon

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
5. NO
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via lionheartedmoth)

They don’t even know us. If they just got to know us, they would see we’re just like them. No better, no worse. Just regular people. That’s what we gotta do. Let ‘em know us.

(Source: andrewryans, via ashleeta)

webuiltthepyramids:

thispopculture:

legallyblained:

hips don’t lie by oxford university’s all male choir

wow

Yes.

I have been waiting my whole life for this. I didn’t know this was something I needed, but not I can’t deny

(via lehremich)