Fishnets&Malice

westerbroski:

triggerlocke:

submissivefeminist:

I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!

shhh

just watch

(Source: dextravis, via knifflig)

gnomesy:

buzzfeed:

Yes yes yes to all of this. 

Tears. 

tessen:

swampwulf:

theuppitynegras:



Truth

Yes
I have heard it called
The Girlfriend Zone
You meet this guy, and get really excited over this great friendship and all the cool things you will do together, then BAM out of nowhere he hits you with these sudden amorous advances.
You, my friend, have been girlfriend zoned.

tessen:

swampwulf:

theuppitynegras:

Truth

Yes

I have heard it called

The Girlfriend Zone

You meet this guy, and get really excited over this great friendship and all the cool things you will do together, then BAM out of nowhere he hits you with these sudden amorous advances.

You, my friend, have been girlfriend zoned.

(via thecouscousqueen)

shorm:

fat-birds:

chickenshit:

real birds tweet on twitter

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this :’)

It’s okay, the birds were laughing pretty hard on the 6th too

(via lagertha-lodbrok)

nnnnetsrik:

d-pressedlife:

suicidemydarling:

scars—tell-stories:

deez-sluts:

this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg


My dog does this to my mom.

This is how I nuzzle Levi

nnnnetsrik:

d-pressedlife:

suicidemydarling:

scars—tell-stories:

deez-sluts:

this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg

My dog does this to my mom.

This is how I nuzzle Levi

(Source: G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R, via piratelyssa)

OFFICIAL Xbox One Startup Noise

baconmane:

deanon:

organiz8tionhimself:

aviantheatrics:

OFFICIAL leaked Xbox One startup noise !!

I FELL ONTO THE FLOOR CRYING

EVERYONE IN THE ROOM JUST SCREAMED

SAME AT MY APARTMENT

(via aragingquiet)

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“If sexism is a gun, men hold it. And sometimes it recoils and hits them and that HURTS…but not as much as getting hit with the bullet.”
— Laura, my perfect goddess friend (via lagertha-lodbrok)

(Source: eyesslightlyopened, via lagertha-lodbrok)

shinykari:

Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this:

(via bird-replicas)