danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
omg.
(Source: goddamnpimpqueen)
Abbey. Canadian. Future professional feminist. In love with this guy.
yeeeah I feel like she’s moving down his torso
BOOM LATIN PENIS!
Spoiler alert, me and Tulio are the same well endowed person.
Always me. Always.
No it is not. I sort of want to watch this movie again.
…it would have had to have been you.
^^^^ What I was thinking Either way calm yo tits let people think what they want. I’m of the opinion they were just...
or Spain’s most well endowed man.
She could have been moving down his torso? idk
Universe’s shortest torso, then. He must look comical nude.
Ugh. I get it. I get the whole “childhood-ruining” that you’re saying here. But from what I’m seeing, she’s not giving...
That’s not a “you were just resting your head on my stomach” face.